Picture This Laugh: January 2009

zeeeeeee

Got tagged by Cheryl. (Hah! I gotcha name right!)
Actually, I asked her to tag me. Hahahah! 'Cause it's kinda fun.

1. Put your music player on shuffle.
2. Press forward for each question.
3. Use the song title as the answer to the question.
4. Put any comments in brackets after the song name

If someone says "Is this okay?" you say?
Better Off Alone, Marie Digby.
*
raises eyebrow*What?

How would you describe yourself?
I Believe I Can Fly, R.Kelly.
Oh yeah!!

What do you like in a guy/girl?
Don't Stop The Music, Rihanna.
No idea how this connects. But... Yeah.. Sorta.

How do you feel today?
Bad Day, Daniel Powter.
Hey! Today was not bad at all! Ask Yi Lin, Cheryl and everyone else who was here!!

What is your life’s purpose?
A Night To Remember, Cast of High School Musical 3.
Maybe.. But I want every single moment of it remembered! =( Hahah.. Guess I should be contented with what I have..

What is your motto?
T-shirt, Shontelle
Hah? Okay. Fair enough. My motto is on a T-shirt. Just do it. =P

What do your friends think of you?
Paint Me In Your Sunshine, Marie Digby.
Hahha!! I feel so appreciated. XD

What do you think of your parents?
Stupid For You, Marie Digby.
Hah?? No. HAH?(!)??
I have zero idea how to interpret this.

What do you think about very often?
Umbrella, Rihanna.
Huh? I don't think I'm thinking about protecting people all the time..
Wait.. Actually I sorta do...

What is 2 + 2?
I'm Done, Pussycat Dolls.
Doesn't make much sense....

What do you think of your best friend?
Put Your Records On, Corinne Bailey Rae.
Weee!! Play me more music!!
(What the heck? Hahahahh!!)

What do you think of the person you like?
Spell, Marie Digby.
*raises eyebrow* Really?

What is your life story?
So What, Pink.
Wow.. I didn't think my life as So What weih....
*So. So what?
I'm still a rockstar! I got my rock moves!*

What do you want to be when you grow up?
Voice On The Radio, Marie Digby.
Hahahahha!!! I've never thought of being a rock star.

What do you think of when you see the person you like?
Bottle Pop, Pussycat Dolls.
I love this song's beat but I have no idea what the lyrics are.
Still, I don't think so...

What will you dance to at your wedding?
Elevator, Pussycat Dolls.
O.O

What will they play at your funeral?
Beauty In Walking Away, Maire Digby.
WOW.

What is your hobby/interest?
Out Of This Club, Pussycat Dolls.
*GASP* I've never been in a club.
So. This is so not right.

What is your biggest fear?
Live Your Life, Rihanna & T.I
NO WAY!! I love living my life!

What is your biggest secret?
SexyBack, Justin Timberlake.
What the heck??

What do you think of your friends?
Just Dance, Lady GaGa!!
Oh Yeah!!

What will you post this as?
Irreplaceable, Beyonce.
'Kay.. Weird.

What does next year have in store for me?
Fool, Marie Digby.
What lah! I'm not going to be stupid for one year lar!!

What does your love life look like?
Say It Again, Marie Digby.
Really? Looks pretty empty to me now...

What do I say when life gets hard?
I Hate This Part, PCD
SO true.

What do I think of when I get up in the morning?
Stickwitu, PCD
Aiyoh.. what lar? I don't think of this.

What song will I dance to at my wedding?
Unfold, Maire Digby.

*Can I like stop having Marie Digby and PCD songs popping out??*

What do you want as a career?
Play My Music, Jonas Brothers.
I've never wanted to be a rock star!!! Damnit!!!
Give this answer to Oom Yin. She wants this.
I wanna be a real estate developer!

Favorite place?
Lights, Camera, Action, PCD
(a.k.a Baby Love, remix)(It's under the name Lights, Camera, Action on the album)
I don't wanna be a movie star, either.

Where would you go on a first date?
The Best Damn Thing, Avril Lavigne.
You mean the best damn place, right?

Drug of choice.
That's Not My Name, The Ting Tings.
Hahaha!! True. That's so not my name(game).

Describe yourself.
When I Grow Up, PCD.
What lar??
How many times do you want me to say I don't wanna be a rock star???

The song that best describes the president?
Dao Xiang, Jay Chou. (Uhm. Ehh.. Nice-smelling... grains?)
I don't think so....

How will I die?
Summertime, New Kids On The Block
Hahhah?? Cheryl! I may be catching on fire when I go to the beach!
Looks like we'll both be burned. XD

What's your catchy phrase?
Happily Never After, PCD.
I do believe in happy endings, 'kay??

Worst thing ...
Save The Best For Last, Vanessa Williams.
O.O Lol.

If you could change something from the past... What would it be?
Watchamacallit, PCD.
Does that mean nothing? Cause, yeah, I won't change anything.

Tagging:
:Oom Yin.
:Yi Lin.
:Clarice.
okay lay.. Too lazy to think of more.

Love, zeeeeeee =)

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I'm feeling like blogging. But. I don't know what to say.

zeeeeeee

Geez.. Since I have no idea what I wanna talk about now even though I feel really like talking,
I shall just rant on and on and on.
Brace yourself for the most crap-filled post I've ever done in my whole entire life.
(You know what? Don't even read this. I'm just unloading stuff..)

Shoot. I realize that I like using "whole entire life" a lot.
And that's not good. Cause it's redundancy.
Whole = Entire, Entire = Whole.
And I realize a lot of people use that.
To emphasise how whole and how entire one thing is.
Can the people in charge legalize this thing?

I do realize 'legalize' is not the right word at this situation but what the heck? I don't know what word to use.

Life in form 4 is hectic..
I have like lots of homework but I don't want to do them at this moment.
And guess what? I haven't started on my B.M scrapbook.
Much, much less finish it like how Yi Lin has done which I am still mentally gaping at.

Can you actually mentally gape??

Ooh!! CNY is almost here..
Geez.. in my previous post I just said I hate CNY this year..
Actually, I didn't say I hate CNY this year.. Just not all that high about it..
Let's see what I'll be looking forward to..

Going back to Johor to visit my uhm.... fifth(?) grandaunt and her dogs.
She has five.
Girl girl, Nono, uhh... Chuchu... and ugh. I don't remember. 'Cause I really hate their names.
It doesn't mean anything except that it spells 'Aww!! That's uh-doe-raaa-ble!!!' in la-la language. And I hate that.

And I'll be so looking forward to gambling with my cousins/ mum's cousins especially playing mahjong behind my aunt's back.
My aunt is an absolute mahjong-ist.
Actually, she's just plain against gambling but we play mahjong more than we play poker in her home.
So, every CNY we'll sneak off to our second uncle's house to play mahjong where my second aunt is actually a professional kaki mahjong. XD

Plus, I'll be visiting my 3rd grandaunt in Singapore. It's only a day-trip, though...
I like her a lot cause everytime we visit, there's fried chicken on the table for us. Why?
Cause my parents won't let us have fried chicken at home and she thinks we shouldn't be deprived of having fried chicken as it's part of our childhood.
Thus, frying chicken for us everytime we visit.

Hmm.. as for my dad's side.. Ahh.. I'll be so looking forward to the first day of CNY. Why?
My youngest aunt from Kedah is coming to K.L.
I don't like her. She's a real bitch.
But. She provides awesome entertainment.
SHE DIGS HER NOSE. A LOT.
I'm serious.
Now, I really hope she won't ever find my blog.
But seriously. It's as if every second without her finger in her nostril is uncomfortable.

Okayy.. That's enough crap for now.

Signing off with love,
zeeeeeee =D

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Can I like switch off that god-damned Chinese New Year CD already??

zeeeeeee

Seriously. I do realize CNY is starting but I'm all ready fed-up with the CNY songs my brother keep playing.
I have to hear the same songs at least three times a day and the whole disc is 45 minutes long.

The worst thing is, it kept going "Gong Xi Fa Cai" and stuff like "wishing you'll get rich this year".
My God. This is the economic crisis and they still have the heart to actually mention money in songs.
And how in the world are you getting rich now considering the fact that most of the biggest banks are going down
and the smaller businesses are in two situations: Bankrupt. Or in danger of being bankrupt.
Plus, people are getting fired and pay-cuts.
That includes us children who will be getting "angpow-cut"s this Chinese New Year.

But geez, CNY is about reunions right?

One other thing I hate about CNY is how the "aunty"s will start about how great her sons or daughter is.
It sucks. Big time.
For one thing, it's a bore to listen to them go on and on about their children like they have no life.
The other thing is, it's like their children are Gods and other children are plain worthless.

Oh, and the really hilarious thing about going back to Johor,my mother's hometown, is that once I step through the door, my grandma(and grandaunts) will say,"Zhi Yi!! You grow taller again!!" and "And fatter, too!" or "Why so thin?? Never eat??"
I wonder how they notice the few millimetres I gain since last year.
And geez, I don't feel any fatter or thinner at all.
(Ookayyy.. Besides the fact that I did notice I grew rounder after the holidays but I'm working it off!!)
(Pretty pointless, though, cause I'm putting them back during CNY anyway..)

Oh well, have fun this CNY! Don't ask for too many angpows...

Love,
zeeeeeee =)

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Anorexic Tv?

zeeeeeee

This is getting ridiculous.

Everything these days just has to be thin.

Models to phones.

Now what? Television.

Can you believe it?? LCD TV is no longer in. The new 'in' thing is now - LED TV.

According to Jun Kit, it's paper thin.

I don't agree, though...

Just look at that!! That's not paper thin!! That's anorexic!!!!!

WHAT IS WRONG WITH TVs THESE DAYS???

Okay.. let's stop with the over-reaction...

I shall sign off, now. =) zeeeeeee

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Survivor

zeeeeeee

Today. No. Since last Friday.
Was the worst days anyone can have in their lives.
Fine. It's not exactly disastrous for some. But it was for me.

On Monday. My father bought a spankin' new LCD telly.
On Friday. Lightning struck my roof and the television is spoilt.
Astro won't start.
My Streamyx modem won't work.
And.
The lights in the courtyard can't be switched on for it will cause an electricity trip.

Today. I was late for school.
I didn't bring my tie. No. Actually. I lost it.
I got caught.
Mei Yen let me off. She said to promise her to buy one.
So. Okay. I will.
Then, I found out my shirt ripped at the back, near the neck.
I asked the girls in my class whether they have safety pins or not but they don't.
Recces. Went to the washroom. And when I pulled at my shirt to straighten it.
It tore further. I can't believe I forgot bout that rip in my shirt.
I went around the canteen asking people I know whether they have safety pins. They don't.
Yan Hong came up to me and said she can see my bra strap.
And I was like,"What??" Only then did I realize how large the rip was.
Then I went to Steffi to ask for pins. But she don't have any either.
Anis came by and Steffi whispered into her ear.
Anis looked shocked and was like,"What have you done?","How did it feel?","Who was the guy?"
I went like "What the heck??" And tried to leave
but she kept holding onto my arm and won't let me go.
In the end I managed to break off from her grip and went to Yi Lin and Hui Jun.
They offered to go to BBI to get a few safety pins for me so that I don't have to walk around with part of my shoulder bare to the world.

I sat beside Rachel in the canteen and felt like crying. Seriously.
It was such a huge rip.
12 centimetres long.
A friggin' TWELVE centimetres!!

Anyway. Rachel helped me fold up that part of my shirt and I held it there while I walk-ran to BBI to get the safety pins for myself.
Yi Lin and Hui Jun were there all ready. They helped me pin up my shirt.
Pn. Teng said something 'bout shirts these days cannot be used for long and said I better get a new one and also said I should go to Pn. Rahaya to get a needle and string to sew the ripped part.

The bell rang, though.
I asked Yi Lin and Hui Jun whether they want to skip class to help me sew my shirt and they said yes. (Thank God).
So Yi Lin sewed it for me and she sighed and said,"We should have paid attention in the sewing lesson."
Then half way through her work she was like,"Hey. It looks pretty nice."
We all laughed.
Fun as it is... It's just... bad. That my shirt ripped. I felt so embarassed.

*sigh* Been a terrible day for me. Let's hope that it'll never happen again.

Signing off, zeeeeeee =)

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I don't believe this.

zeeeeeee

The school intends to starve us!!!
Can you believe it??
They are actually making those who are taking Chinese stay behind till 3 p.m WITHOUT LUNCH!
Hah! Would work really well for me 'cause I intend to lose the extra pounds I gained throughout the holidays.
But, gosh, hate having my stomach empty from 6.20 a.m till 3 p.m!
(That's right. I'm not eating during recess!)

*sigh* I also cannot believe that my Add Math teacher is not back from her holidays, my Chemistry teacher is not showing up and I have three periods of physics in a row on Thursday! My God. Shocking much...
Plus, I really hate school now 'cause there's wayyy too many relieve classes 'cause of the teachers' abcenses. I want to learn!

I actually felt like going to one of the pure science classes to sit in on their Bio lessons due to my boredom.

My gosh. I am that bored I actually wanted to sit in on a Bio lesson. That equals suicide!
(Fine. It doesn't but I'm saying a lot of crazy stuff right now so why not throw in something crazier?)

One more thing. I was going to e-mail the file my IT teacher asked my class to find and guess what? I got a "Delivery status - failed" e-mail. Ugh!

Oh. Wait. Good news is, I get to read a storybook every Friday in English!
I know that's a super nerdy thing to say but I really love reading.
I would have married Sidney Sheldon if he wasn't that old( ,dead..) and married 'cause I love his stories.
Since Sidney isn't available, I can also marry Jeffrey Archer or Deaver.
(Are they married? How old are they?)
Ooh!! Or even Christopher Paolini!

Okay! Just kidding! I'm not desperate.
Just awfully bored.
That's why I'm crapping and these craps aren't close to my usual quality craps...

Anyway. I'm signing off. I'm going to have a nap or something. Blahhh.
zeeeeeee

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What activity is a fun-filled headache?

zeeeeeee

Dog-naming. That's something that gives you a huge headache and also, a bundle of laughter.
A sudden inspiration came to me and I decided what I wanna name my dog.
So I consulted Jun Kit:

zeeeeeee says (12:51 AM):
i've decided.

JuN---------- says (12:51 AM):
?

zeeeeeee says (12:51 AM):
im gonna call my pup chocolate

JuN---------- says (12:51 AM):
aihyo

JuN---------- says (12:51 AM):
u make it sound so..important

zeeeeeee says (12:52 AM):
it is!

JuN---------- says (12:52 AM):
''ive decided''drums rolling
why not coffee
or starbucks
or frappire
frappie

zeeeeeee says (12:52 AM):
hahhaah

JuN---------- says (12:52 AM):
choc is like..=.=

zeeeeeee says (12:52 AM):
no. male chocolate. female vanilla

zeeeeeee says (12:53 AM):
it's my fav flavour
XD

JuN---------- says (12:53 AM):
but here frappie..come here frappie..aww good boy frappie

zeeeeeee says (12:53 AM):
lol
im laughing so hard and loud my mum is going to come and kill me

JuN---------- says (12:53 AM):
what so funny
u want it what
why not get two

zeeeeeee says (12:54 AM):
i duwanna name it frappie!

JuN---------- says (12:54 AM):
one milk
another melamine
m&ms

zeeeeeee says (12:54 AM):
duwan lar!
i can't call a dog melamine. or frappie

JuN---------- says (12:54 AM):
name it after zhi yi
COME HERE zhiyi..

JuN---------- says (12:55 AM):
oh u have been a bad girl zhiyi..

zeeeeeee says (12:55 AM):
what lar weih

JuN---------- says (12:55 AM):
zhiyi SIT!

zeeeeeee says (12:55 AM):
hey. im the boss

JuN---------- says (12:55 AM):
come on roll over zhi yi

zeeeeeee says (12:55 AM):
omg.
stop.

JuN---------- says (12:55 AM):
stop biting the shoes ZHIYI..BAD DOG!

zeeeeeee says (12:55 AM):
maybe i shud call it butterfly.

JuN---------- says (12:56 AM):
one week later-die

zeeeeeee says (12:56 AM):
y?

JuN---------- says (12:56 AM):
butterfly have a week lifespan

zeeeeeee says (12:56 AM):
what lar.
dont curse my pup

JuN---------- says (12:56 AM):
then dont name it butterfly
why not
butter and fly

zeeeeeee says (12:56 AM):
butter?

JuN---------- says (12:56 AM):
come here butter..u sit fly

JuN---------- says (12:57 AM):
or not i smack u fly

zeeeeeee says (12:57 AM):
stop making me laugh lar!

JuN---------- says (12:57 AM):
ok la..

zeeeeeee says (12:57 AM):
i dont wanna wake my family

JuN---------- says (12:57 AM):
i giv u a snack
doggie

zeeeeeee says (12:57 AM):
oy!

JuN---------- says (12:57 AM):
dun make so much noice ar..shhhh!

JuN---------- says (12:58 AM):
ohh good boy
ok la
name it canon

zeeeeeee says (12:58 AM):
nikon!

JuN---------- says (12:58 AM):
then u can sing the with evrything canon u can song

zeeeeeee says (12:58 AM):
tak nak

JuN---------- says (12:58 AM):
the dog snap a picture with the eye then the photo come out at the mouth..so handy!
2in 1

JuN---------- says (12:59 AM):
a dog and a camera

zeeeeeee says (12:59 AM):
what lar u!
cannot call chocolate meh??

JuN---------- says (12:59 AM):
its nikon Dog40 they call it about RM2288

zeeeeeee says (12:59 AM):
pls lar
be serious.

zeeeeeee says (1:00 AM):
if not i have to stop talking to u
coz i cannot stop laughing

JuN---------- says (1:00 AM):
ok
call it lumberjack

zeeeeeee says (1:00 AM):
duwan

JuN---------- says (1:00 AM):
i just saw it from the box u gave me

JuN---------- says (1:04 AM):
why not lum chang

JuN---------- says (1:05 AM):
ok.give u somemore ideas
reebok-new toilet (private joke)
barney

and he went on and on and on about the whole thing.
And I laughed so hard.

I'm going to name my pup ... Nauru (naw-ru).
It's Finnish for laughter.

Either that or it's Rire.
That's French for laughter.

Hah. Then again I may just call it Ray cause it's pronounced as ray-er.
Which sounds like rare, too.. Maybe I'll call it Rare.
Or Hare. Or even, Hair.
Right. I'm not making sense.

Hey. Why not German for laughter. Lachen.
Pronounced La-ken. okayy.. maybe it sounds more like lackin'..
Maybe I should call it Larkin instead?
Larkin is a British poet noted for his witty distrust of the modern world and self-deprecating humor, as in The Whitsun Weddings (1964). He was also a well-known jazz critic.
(I didn't come up with that. I checked in dictionary.com)

You know what? I'll ponder this later.
For now, I'm getting some sleep.

Love, zeeeeeee

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EMO;PMR

yin o

I feel so emo after my phone is missing

I eat so little at home

I'm not laughing like usual

I love my phone very much

Where areeee youu??

Uh..yesss

I got straight As for PMR

But i'm still emo..

I ain't rowdy anymore =(

I missed my phone and my laughters really badly...

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Missing,LOst

yin o

My lovely handphone left me without saying GooOOOOOOOOd Byeeeeeeeeeeee

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i lost all my contacts

HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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New Year's Eve

zeeeeeee

Ah... This is one of the best days of the year for everyone.

When some girls flood malls and pubs in their slutty leopard-print dresses and gladiator heels or knee-high boots with their fake boobs, fake noses, fake nails, fake whatever-else body parts.. oh, and, my favorite, fake blond hair.

And where-ever these girls are, the (horny) guys are, too.

So.. yeah, everywhere is pretty crowded.

I went out,too! To Sunway Pyramid. And left at 11pm.
Then we headed to Sri Melur at USJ 17. Dad gave me 5 bucks to get myself a Ramli burger!
It's my first. And.. it isn't exactly a Ramli burger... it's an Otai burger.
Still. It's original Malaysian. So... yay!(?)

Getting my Labby after CNY.
I'm now figuring out what stuff to get before my little Labrador puppy arrive in it's new home.
I must think of what gender of Lab I'm getting, too.
I can't get a female 'cause it can get pregnant. And it has period.
I can't get a male either now that I think of it... it can get horny and I don't want animal semen on my floor. And. I don't want it to sniff at my guests too much. Plus. Male dogs pee when they get nervous. I don't want to step on pee.

Ooh! And I must think of it's name!

Shoot. If I don't know what gender I'm getting how would I know what I'm gonna name it?

Okay. I have got to go and have my shower.
Signing off, zeeeeeee =D

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